Appshavbus is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, clever dryad.

Appshavbus created the world two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Appshavbus, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Appshavbus, it will turn you into a rat.

Appshavbus' most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Appshavbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.