Sugrilstip is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, grumpy goblin.

Sugrilstip created life four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugrilstip, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sugrilstip, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Sugrilstip's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Sugrilstip's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always look after injured porpoises.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.