Hivpitmap is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, fussy wasp.

Hivpitmap created matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Hivpitmap, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hivpitmap, he will not care at all.

Hivpitmap's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Hivpitmap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Erect five carbon sculptures of Hivpitmap on top of important buildings.

3. Always help moths.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Never look at moons.