Mislid is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, boastful tortoise.

Mislid created the Tadpole Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mislid, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mislid, she will turn you into a rat.

Mislid's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Mislid's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Run away if five tapirs approach from the east.

3. Never mention geese.

4. Never feed corn to tortoises while wearing purple dresses.

5. Do not stand on grass.