Jadbusyik is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, witless shark.

Jadbusyik created humankind six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadbusyik, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jadbusyik, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Jadbusyik's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Jadbusyik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never hurt snails.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Worship no other gods but Jadbusyik.