Cissbegfab is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, ill-tempered mouse.

Cissbegfab created the Andromeda Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cissbegfab, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Cissbegfab, he will curse you with boils.

Cissbegfab's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Cissbegfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of goats.

2. Always wear violet.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

4. Do not speak about parsnips.

5. Put Cissbegfab first in all things.