Cedbopnelgon is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, duplicitous deer.

Cedbopnelgon created an electron nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedbopnelgon, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cedbopnelgon, he will cry a lot.

Cedbopnelgon's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Cedbopnelgon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Pray towards the east.