Gepmilnull is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, blissful jackal.

Gepmilnull created humanity five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepmilnull, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gepmilnull, he will turn you into a frog.

Gepmilnull's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Gepmilnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never go into indigo rooms.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.