Badgambessbegvag Larn is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, ill-tempered bee.

Badgambessbegvag Larn created the Sol system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Badgambessbegvag Larn, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Badgambessbegvag Larn, she will try to impress you with trees.

Badgambessbegvag Larn's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Badgambessbegvag Larn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt foxes.

2. Do not eat carrots.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.