Daglid is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unthoughtful chicken.

Daglid created snails eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Daglid, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Daglid, it will send you a sign.

Daglid's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Daglid's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not speak about coconuts.