Bagtipfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, conceited skunk.

Bagtipfoss created Europe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagtipfoss, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bagtipfoss, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Bagtipfoss' most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Bagtipfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Bagtipfoss.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never talk about cell theory.