Dadhubster is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, prudent troll.

Dadhubster created a photon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadhubster, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dadhubster, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dadhubster's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Dadhubster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Dadhubster's name in vain.

2. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Dadhubster on top of all buildings.