Sagsinren is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, tiresome cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Sagsinren created the Small Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagsinren, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sagsinren, he will turn you into a rock.

Sagsinren's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Sagsinren's Holy Commandments

1. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Never mention sheep.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.