Mapdabpad Flangonrutt is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, confident eagle.

Mapdabpad Flangonrutt created the Whirlpool Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Mapdabpad Flangonrutt, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mapdabpad Flangonrutt, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Mapdabpad Flangonrutt's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Mapdabpad Flangonrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Never hurt monkeys.