Nanditvil is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, impressive alligator.

Nanditvil created tapeworms two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanditvil, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nanditvil, it will have a low opinion of you.

Nanditvil's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Nanditvil's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

3. Never talk about swans.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.