Lenlabkip is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, annoying goose.

Lenlabkip created a strange quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Lenlabkip, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Lenlabkip, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Lenlabkip's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Lenlabkip's Holy Commandments

1. Lenlabkip must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not eat carrots.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not commit murder.