Fubartpom Stafveentargdublen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, duplicitous meerkat.

Fubartpom Stafveentargdublen created the Whirlpool Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Fubartpom Stafveentargdublen, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fubartpom Stafveentargdublen, she will come to you in dreams.

Fubartpom Stafveentargdublen's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Fubartpom Stafveentargdublen's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fubartpom Stafveentargdublen.

2. Do not eat garlic.

3. Always obey Fubartpom Stafveentargdublen's priests.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. Respect your elders.