Cintagnig Mabafgubfed is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, omnipotent pigeon.

Cintagnig Mabafgubfed created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cintagnig Mabafgubfed, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cintagnig Mabafgubfed, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cintagnig Mabafgubfed's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Cintagnig Mabafgubfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of swans.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not take Cintagnig Mabafgubfed's name in vain.

5. Cintagnig Mabafgubfed loves otters, so they must be honoured.