Didrutmab is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, calm hippopotamus.

Didrutmab created bats two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Didrutmab, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Didrutmab, he will not invite you to parties.

Didrutmab's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Didrutmab's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six sharks approach from the west.

2. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Never eat parsnips.

5. Always stare at clouds.