Bastkopbus is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, deceitful bat.

Bastkopbus created the Tadpole Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bastkopbus, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bastkopbus, it will turn you into a rat.

Bastkopbus' most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Bastkopbus' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Never bounce in the presence of otters.

4. Never skip near horses.

5. Never pour water over plants.
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