Gutboggar is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, witless jackal.

Gutboggar created an up quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutboggar, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gutboggar, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Gutboggar's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Gutboggar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not make images of living things.
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