Kontailbun is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, flying raccoon.

Kontailbun created a down quark four years ago.

If you believe in Kontailbun, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kontailbun, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Kontailbun's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Kontailbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.