Hogdumyarl is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, all-knowing alligator.

Hogdumyarl created an electron four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hogdumyarl, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hogdumyarl, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Hogdumyarl's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Hogdumyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.