Tetticabflat is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, all-knowing fly.

Tetticabflat created the Sombrero Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tetticabflat, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tetticabflat, it will be mildly annoyed.

Tetticabflat's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Tetticabflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into mauve rooms.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.