Honloggid is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, boastful eagle.

Honloggid created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Honloggid, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Honloggid, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Honloggid's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Honloggid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

3. Run away from blue grasshopers, for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Always obey Honloggid's priests.