Mitgidsag is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, grumpy rat.

Mitgidsag created light two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitgidsag, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mitgidsag, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Mitgidsag's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Mitgidsag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Mitgidsag on top of all buildings.

2. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never pour water over plants.