Libdusstig is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, emotional whale.

Libdusstig created a down quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Libdusstig, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Libdusstig, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Libdusstig's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Libdusstig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not wear pink clothing.

3. Never go into cyan rooms.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.