Honfagsin is a god.

It takes the form of a small, charitable frog.

Honfagsin created the planet Jupiter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Honfagsin, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Honfagsin, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Honfagsin's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Honfagsin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always wear fawn.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Honfagsin.

5. Do not cook food in pots.