Hunlibgil Ruttvincid Fabomtpit is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, able hyena.

Hunlibgil Ruttvincid Fabomtpit created a photon seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hunlibgil Ruttvincid Fabomtpit, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hunlibgil Ruttvincid Fabomtpit, he will laugh at you.

Hunlibgil Ruttvincid Fabomtpit's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Hunlibgil Ruttvincid Fabomtpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never sit in the presence of mites.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never hurt doves.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.