Sasgepmat is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, happy dove.

Sasgepmat created the Cigar Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sasgepmat, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sasgepmat, he will refuse to believe in you.

Sasgepmat's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Sasgepmat's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sasgepmat.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always obey Sasgepmat's priests.