Bonratzig is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, prudent dryad.

Bonratzig created Africa five million years ago.

If you believe in Bonratzig, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bonratzig, he will remove you from existence.

Bonratzig's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Bonratzig's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always look after injured gulls.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.