Stikdidcap is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, proud dugong.

Stikdidcap created the Virgo Supercluster eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Stikdidcap, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Stikdidcap, it will turn you into a rat.

Stikdidcap's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Stikdidcap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat beans.

2. Do not eat cherries.

3. Stikdidcap loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

4. Retreat if eight cats approach from the south.

5. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.