Mumhudtab is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, unthinking otter.

Mumhudtab created an up quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Mumhudtab, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mumhudtab, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Mumhudtab's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Mumhudtab's Holy Commandments

1. Mumhudtab loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.

2. Hide if four mites approach from the east.

3. Always obey Mumhudtab's priests.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never eat bark.