Mumjadwabnut is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, vain wombat.

Mumjadwabnut created an electron three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumjadwabnut, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Mumjadwabnut, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Mumjadwabnut's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Mumjadwabnut's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured capybaras.

2. Always treat frogs with great respect.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mumjadwabnut.

5. Horses are not to be trusted.