Tamquatkar is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, awe-inspiring wyrm.

Tamquatkar created the universe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tamquatkar, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tamquatkar, it will not care.

Tamquatkar's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Tamquatkar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never wear purple tights.