Hudrag Labyat is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, happy wyvern.

Hudrag Labyat created the universe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudrag Labyat, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hudrag Labyat, he will be very unhappy.

Hudrag Labyat's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Hudrag Labyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bananas.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.