Sitgubtafgum is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, compassionate wyrm.

Sitgubtafgum created the planet Saturn three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitgubtafgum, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sitgubtafgum, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Sitgubtafgum's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Sitgubtafgum's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Never jump near mice.

3. Never eat parsnips.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.