Quartbestlibditced is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, passionate camel.

Quartbestlibditced created the Virgo Supercluster four million years ago.

If you believe in Quartbestlibditced, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Quartbestlibditced, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Quartbestlibditced's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Quartbestlibditced's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple snakes, for they are unholy.

2. Never wear violet scarves.

3. Never paint your feet white.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Respect your elders.