Dibarnnurtailbugpod is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, unthinking dingo.

Dibarnnurtailbugpod created light seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dibarnnurtailbugpod, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dibarnnurtailbugpod, he will be mildly annoyed.

Dibarnnurtailbugpod's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Dibarnnurtailbugpod's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Dibarnnurtailbugpod.

2. Dibarnnurtailbugpod loves rats, so they must be honoured.

3. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

4. Never wear dresses.

5. Never eat grapes.