Bin is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, blissful mongoose.

Bin created the universe seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bin, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bin, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bin's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bin's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never jump near snakes.

3. Do not kill frogs.

4. Feed all hungry ducks.

5. Never eat bark.