Armbonksakfut is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, sage centipede.

Armbonksakfut created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Armbonksakfut, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Armbonksakfut, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Armbonksakfut's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Armbonksakfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never talk about swans.