Rakdidbet is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, selfish wasp.

Rakdidbet created the world six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakdidbet, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rakdidbet, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Rakdidbet's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Rakdidbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Feed all hungry pigs.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never think ill of sick foxes.