Litquaftallin is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, unfair horse.

Litquaftallin created a charm quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Litquaftallin, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Litquaftallin, it will have a low opinion of you.

Litquaftallin's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Litquaftallin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Hide from turquoise voles for they are unholy.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Never sing in the presence of badgers.