Bidcatfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unselfish mouse.

Bidcatfoss created a bottom quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidcatfoss, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bidcatfoss, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Bidcatfoss' most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Bidcatfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

2. Always obey Bidcatfoss' priests.

3. Retreat if three aardvarks approach from the west.

4. Never go into cyan rooms.

5. Never paint your neck turquoise.