Liphinbin is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, selfish crocodile.

Liphinbin created the Sunflower Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Liphinbin, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Liphinbin, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Liphinbin's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Liphinbin's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Do not kill hamsters.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.