Busgem is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, conceited wyvern.

Busgem created parasitic wasps six billion years ago.

If you believe in Busgem, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Busgem, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Busgem's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Busgem's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.