Tunlunlapmit is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, resourceful lobster.

Tunlunlapmit created the planet Venus four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunlunlapmit, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tunlunlapmit, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Tunlunlapmit's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Tunlunlapmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never wear brown shoes.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Pray towards the north.