Arttofflan is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, deceitful salamander.

Arttofflan created the world six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arttofflan, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Arttofflan, she will destroy your home solar system.

Arttofflan's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Arttofflan's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never wear yellow boots.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never talk about amino acids.