Guttitnur is a god.

It takes the form of a small, loving dog.

Guttitnur created a Higgs boson three billion years ago.

If you believe in Guttitnur, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Guttitnur, it will turn you into a sheep.

Guttitnur's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Guttitnur's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Guttitnur.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Always treat dogs with great respect.

4. Guttitnur loves ants, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not drink alcohol.