Negpop is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, pitiless cow.

Negpop created viruses two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Negpop, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Negpop, he will turn you into a duck.

Negpop's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Negpop's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Negpop six times a day.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Negpop.

4. Never eat bananas.

5. Never talk about fire.